Category Archives: The Schmeckeldreck Chronicles

The Schmeckeldreck Twins

* ” Teo &  Friedrich Von Schmeckeldreck, ‘the Kaiser twins‘, were brought up in the confounding Eden of their palace and were exposed to nothing other than what their father, in his tremulous and paranoic manner, wanted them to witness.

The Schmeckeldreck Twins

* ” Teo &  Friedrich Von Schmeckeldreck, ‘the Kaiser twins‘, were brought up in the confounding Eden of their palace and were exposed to nothing other than what their father, in his tremulous and paranoic manner, wanted them to witness.

Cornelius Von Schmeckeldreck

* …”in the aftermath of his controversial paper titled ‘Reflections On the Long-Toed Salamander’s Alimentary System‘ Cornelius shied away from the local scientific community and resorted to reclusive experimentations on crustaceans. He was always torn between his birthright stature and his passion for science and

Cornelius Von Schmeckeldreck

* …”in the aftermath of his controversial paper titled ‘Reflections On the Long-Toed Salamander’s Alimentary System‘ Cornelius shied away from the local scientific community and resorted to reclusive experimentations on crustaceans. He was always torn between his birthright stature and his passion for science and

Beatrice Von Schmeckeldreck

* “…The gossip concerning the chastity of Beatrice von Schmeckeldreck was a beloved pastime activity amongst ‘Dudelkopfian’ village women. Old maidens maintained she had been entangled in a fiery affair with a one-legged Schwardanian tzar. Others soundly swore to possess

Beatrice Von Schmeckeldreck

* “…The gossip concerning the chastity of Beatrice von Schmeckeldreck was a beloved pastime activity amongst ‘Dudelkopfian’ village women. Old maidens maintained she had been entangled in a fiery affair with a one-legged Schwardanian tzar. Others soundly swore to possess

Kaiser Von Scmeckeldreck VII

* “… There was a time when the Schmeckeldrecks ruled the earth and harmony prevailed in the vast green valleys of  Dudelkopf. This was all about to change with the coronation of the 7th Kaiser. A ruthless and squeaky being,

Kaiser Von Scmeckeldreck VII

* “… There was a time when the Schmeckeldrecks ruled the earth and harmony prevailed in the vast green valleys of  Dudelkopf. This was all about to change with the coronation of the 7th Kaiser. A ruthless and squeaky being,